bottler

Drunk

Her problem is the bottle.

by Turgon February 01, 2003

Bottler

In footballing terms the word bottler refers to a player who initially plays well but makes a huge mistake or lets the team down when it really matters. i.e missing a penalty, missing an easy chance, losing your temper and getting sent off.

You can also refer to football teams as bottlers. For example Aston Villa are well known as bottlers because they seem to always be in good form at the beginning of the season but towards the end they lose this form and end up missing out on Champions League football, despite looking like they could be the best side in the premiership at the beginning of the season.

Eugene Dadi is such a bottler, what an awful penalty that was.

Liverpool are such bottlers this season.

by Matalan March 25, 2010

bottlers

A squad of Arsenal Football Club players (plural.)

I thought Arsenal Football Club might have a shot at the title this year, it turns out they are still just a pack of bottlers though.

by Jam Hoenut August 17, 2016

Bottler

Defines a Mayo player/team when they play in a Gaelic Football Final at Croke Park in Dublin, Ireland.

Those Mayo folk are awful bottlers

by thecoolway October 03, 2012

Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.

"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"

by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015

bewdie bottler

Australian slang for anything really good.

She was bewdie bottler, mate, a really amazin piece of snooey

by Ockerbloke November 26, 2007

mario bottler

(On playing Mario Kart DS on a wi-fi connection) - One who avoids losing a Mario Kart race by switching his or her Nintendo DS off mid-race, much to the amusement or frustration of competing gamers. From the cockney rhyming slang, bottler.

I'm going to win... oh no, the other guy's bottled it. He's a mario bottler!

by Will Millinship December 14, 2008