mangoose 

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

mangoose by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004

Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

Draining the mongoose 

The act of urinating; draining the lizard basically.

"I was draining the mongoose. It needed drainin'."

Draining the mongoose by Biggie Rection September 22, 2023

Moingona Mongoose 

A small solitary predator who can often be found in or around the river bottoms of rural Moingona indulging on discount beer and pizza rolls. The Moingona Mongoose is constantly searching for a mate to bring back to their home or lair, which they share with their Mongoose Mom and Dad. An often elusive creature the Mongoose is mostly only found at night as it has no occupation during the daylight hours. The mongoose has a need for speed that he embraces through his competitiveness however he also carries a short temper only matched by his stature, so when approaching proceed with caution.

Dude, I saw the Moingona Mongoose in a van down by the river yesterday!

Moingona Mongoose by Neature Guy July 28, 2011

Tana mongoose 

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.

Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"

Tana mongoose by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 28, 2017

Mongoose Fondle 

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

Mongoose Fondle by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

are you petting my mongoose 

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

are you petting my mongoose by Jlock April 5, 2019