soft lad Share definition Flag A soft lad in the "scouse" dialect of Liverpool, England is someone who is "soft in the head" or slow-witted. Jim Royle: How would you know, soft lad?Antony Royle: Dad, I'm 15. soft lad by UKMikey August 4, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the soft lad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch