pulling a wood 

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

pulling a wood by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

Pulling a Woody 

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

Pulling a Woody by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

Pulling a Woodruff 

1) To organize your cards extremely slowly in any kind of card game, generally in a passive aggressive manner
2) To blatantly and continuously cheat at said card game, like an asshole

By pulling a Woodruff, I won the game like the asshole I am.

Pulling a Woodruff by Michael 117 March 2, 2009

pulling a Woodall

when you pretend you’re going to one university when you’re already planning to commit to another and insert yourself into said Facebook group

Person A: I’m waiting for my acceptance to GW but I already got a full ride to Penn state
Person B: so like why are you here
Person C: she’s pulling a Woodall

pulling a Woodall by flyingcatenigma February 12, 2019

Pulling a tiger woods 

A new catch phrase for cheating on someone.
When someone is having sex with a girl/man even tho they are married/engaged or in a relationship.

Martin: DAMN! Ulrik got his groove going on with that chick!
Kriss: Yeah man, do you think he is pulling a tiger woods on that chick?
Martin: He better not do, I know his wife would kill him!

Pulling a tiger woods by Krollo December 3, 2009

pullin a woody 

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

pullin a woody by 700002 December 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019