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Someone who supports wars only because they are excited by big explosions and dead foreigners.
Ryan watches CNN Live Iraq coverage all the time. What a wartard!
wartard by Chadwick April 30, 2004
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Another name for Western University of Health Sciences, a graduate medical university located in Pomona, CA. Its high costs of tuition, subpar teaching facilities, and oppressive administration have resulted in students satirizing it as Warvard, or Harvard of the West.
"Where are you going to medical school?"
"I got into Warvard, I'm so excited!"
"I don't think I've heard of that school before."
"You haven't? Its only the best med school on the west coast, duh."
Warvard by dr 379 December 17, 2011
A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis
All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.
Waltard by Walyt June 7, 2009
When you're so drunk that your behavior is comparible to a mental retard.
Man, I was so wastarded last night, I left my $500 camera in the club!
wastarded by bumbobway May 21, 2006
When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.
How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.
wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009

waytarded 

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!
waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013