musoem

Putting music and poems together, but it's not a song. Recited by Jimmy Pesto Jr. from Bob's Burgers in the episode, Ex Mach Tina.

Jimmy Jr: Um, I've been working on some poems, you know, about my life and kind of, like, things I'm going through.

Tina: Poems? Life? Going through? Yes.

Jimmy Jr: And I got this idea to put poems and music together.

Tina: Like... songs?

Jimmy Jr: No, "musoems."

Tina: Oh, right.

musoem by Poplopovich January 10, 2017

Musteiche 

Noun: (must-ee-sh)
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.

Did you see that guy with the musteiche on that park bench next to the playground? I'm calling the cops.

Musteiche by TuckDiesel June 4, 2010

Muscoed 

To be knocked out quickly or killed swiftly during battle.
Alternate definition: A severe midlife crisis.

Dude, you just got muscoed.
Alternate example: I am forty years old and am going through a really tough musco.

Muscoed by Bobbymac52983 September 8, 2006

Mustocate 

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.

Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...

Mustocate by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007

musteen 

an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.

i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen

musteen by child bumper May 28, 2009

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Muster Cluster 

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.

Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!

Muster Cluster by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011