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Fastbook 

1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.
Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."

Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"

Bryce- "Exactly bro."
Fastbook by ol221 February 12, 2012
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A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
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How Graham the Christian's Club Penguin voice pronounces "Facebook."
Hold on, let me check my Fasabook.
Fasabook by Momo The Memer January 25, 2018

Fassbook 

"Fassbook" is a common name, used in Trinidad and Tobago, for the social networking site "Facebook". The word stems from a merging of the words "Fass" and "Facebook". A fass person is a very inquisitive or curious person(also known in Trinidad as a 'maco' or a 'macocious person').

The term was created to reflect the fact that Facebook is often used, by very curious individuals (macos), to investigate the personal lives of other people.
1. I find out dat she man leave she, it all over she Fassbook.

2. Look she up on Fassbook, yuh go see how good lookin de gyal is from she profile pic.

3. Sasha is a rel maco hoss, she addin everybody on Fassbook.
Fassbook by Ken Ping May 19, 2010

Fartbook 

A vulgar yet humorous way to refer to Facebook
God damn it, Fartbook won't load up again!
Fartbook by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013

fistbooked 

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.
He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime
fistbooked by jocklondon January 22, 2021

factbook 

the alternate word for facebook, as many people use the social-networking website as a fact-checker.
Kaitlin: Are Zach and Liz still together?
Kelsey: I'm not sure... check factbook.
Kaitlin: ..oooh it's COMPLICATED.
Kelsey: Fair game. GET ITTTT.
factbook by KELSCULLHAAII April 14, 2010