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Pink pencil

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
Pink pencil by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019
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Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.
pink pencil by Rover April 28, 2004

pink pencils 

nipples

is used to describe without public acknowledgment relating to the nipple
Hey friend, I can see your pink pencils through your shirt!
pink pencils by QuargaPie May 27, 2017

Pink Pencils 

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.
Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"
Pink Pencils by Lexxyy April 25, 2009

pink pencile 

this is the term used when refering to "Fido's" Pud, or "pecker", when it comes out of its sheeth to play with "Fifi".(pronounced; fee-fee) for all you illiterate interlectuals!
" The good (Yeah rite!!!) Rev. Al Sharpton just can't stop playing with Tawana's dogs pink pencile..."
He just aint nevuh seen nuffin like it.
pink pencile by mavros May 1, 2006

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026