Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)

Kate was such a goofy ass ho last night.

Goofy Ass Ho by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012

Goofy ass hoe 

A bum ass dumb ass funny ass hoe a cunt ass hoe think she allat needs get her ass beat social media talker ugly as bitch lame ass bitch fuck ass bitch df 😂💯‼️

U a goofy ass hoe 👌😂💯‼️

Goofy ass hoe by True FactZ June 18, 2018

Goofy ass hoe. 

A person(male or female) who uses their looks and charms to manipulate their partner to gain material(sex, money, clot). A hoe does not love their partner and the minute someone with better looks, money or clot comes along they abandon their previous partner or friends and the cycle continues, or in other words you.

Victim: She/he left me for a guy/woman because he is richer than me
Friend: Yeah she/he was a goofy ass hoe. It's ok, you're still a good person at heart. There more fish in the sea.

Goofy ass hoe. by QIwerty123 November 25, 2021

Goofy ass bummy homeless guy 

A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.

Your Goofy ass bummy homeless guy is being really crazy. He keeps on asking to f my girl.

Goofy ass bummy homeless guy by [e-mail] May 28, 2022

Soft Hoe Ass Goofy 

- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.

:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?

: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.

Soft Hoe Ass Goofy by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020

big gooey asshole 

when you give someone a big gooey asshole usually involving sperm or candy

I gave Cindy a big gooey asshole when I got tired of the debo j-bonze.

big gooey asshole by Titillywinks May 13, 2005