Colt Swain 

A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.

I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.

Colt Swain by big booty lovin January 12, 2012