Choadus 

A cool person who occasionally does something funny or stupid.

Forgetting to do something that is needed, ( Put out cigarette BEFORE pumping gas. Accidentally posting a stupid or explicit video of self or loved one online)

Tom is usually pretty cool, but today he is being a total Choadus cause the hot neighbor girl is over.

Derek wont stop talking about a jacked up truck he saw today. There are hot chicks present. Derek, quit being a Choadus and lets get them to the hot tub already.

Shannon drank way too much and wont shut up about his daughter shooting an elk. Cool story the first 8 times I heard it. Quit being a Choadus Shannon

Choadus by choadus13 January 8, 2012

choadstain 

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008

Choads-in-Dough 

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

Choads-in-Dough by OReilly March 20, 2008

choadstool 

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

choadstool by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

choadster by DavidRH October 20, 2005

choadsmoker

A derogatory term. One who 'smokes' choads. Choad is a term for a penis that's thicker than it is long. 'smokes' is a slang term for sucks. You get the picture. Used rarely, but made popular by recent Beavis and Butthead episodes.

Knock it off, choadsmoker!

choadsmoker by Scott November 13, 2004

chodus

A dick that is wider than it is long

chodus by Anonymous April 28, 2003