Juleron

A situation in which runny shit is accidentally excreted from one’s anus. This usually happens in awkward or scary circumstances due to a person’s misconception of needing a shit. Small chubby juleron gnomes then collect the runny shit for processing into erotic sweets sold in stores such as Ann Summers

Person 1: Check it out I’ve got a massive fart brewing

Person 2: hehe go for it

Person 1: Oh crap, I juleroned myself

Person 2: Look here come the gnomes!