Computer 

Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.

On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.

Computer by SquirrelMoose October 9, 2008

Computer 

A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.

I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!

Computer by flamberge April 30, 2013

Computer 

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

Computer by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

computer 

A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

computer by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003

Computer 

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

Computer by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer 

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

Computer by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer 

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

computer by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006