Smirnos

a mix drink made with raspberry Smirnoff and Nos energy drink

"What happened last night bro?..."
"Smirnos happened"

Smirnos by ham420 December 18, 2011

Yeeyah Smirns 

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys

Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"

Yeeyah Smirns by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020

Smirnoff Sunday 

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.

Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

Smirnoff Sunday by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018

Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005

Smirnoff

A Russian based company which originated around the mid 19th century. Smirnoff is specialized in producing vodka based products and is one of the largest vodka companies in the world.

Drinking entire bottles of Smirnoff is dangerious - but fun!

Smirnoff by VinC January 3, 2005

smirnoffed 

1) Drunk as hell. 2) Shit-faced. 3) Highly inebriated, especially off of Smirnoff vodka.

Me and my boy, Gianni, got smirnoffed as hell before we went to the club.

smirnoffed by omegacerebro October 21, 2008

Smirnastics 

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.

"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"

Smirnastics by btothe2 April 6, 2009