desk

stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk

by megs April 21, 2004

desk

genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

by ChlooBee April 29, 2009

desk

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

desk

A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"

by Tim Huff October 26, 2006

Desk

a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex

Let's use the desk this time!!

by Anonymous December 29, 2002

Desk

a desk

a desk

by Confirminati Illumed January 6, 2016

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009