nut check

An unexpected hit in the jewels.

Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.

nut check by P August 24, 2003

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Nut Check

A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer

*Walks to a friend*
You: NUT CHECK!
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro

Nut Check by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019

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nut check

1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.

1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.

nut check by umean2tellme January 4, 2004

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Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

Nut check by cpetkunas August 16, 2021