5 definitions by umean2tellme
1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.
2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.
2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 5, 2004
1) The kind of head given only by a professional ho, not by an amateur. This type of oral sex leaves your dick on fire after you bust in her mouth. It has also been known to be very addictive.
by umean2tellme January 5, 2004
by umean2tellme January 5, 2004
1. A response to something so stupid or unbelievably retarded that expresses total confusion as to why it was done.
Gabe: "hey the Dolphins game is in overtime"
Danny: "oh for real? who's winning?"
Gabe: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME?!!!"
Danny: "oh for real? who's winning?"
Gabe: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME?!!!"
by umean2tellme January 4, 2004
The burning and scarring of the tongue of a bitch who gave super fire head to a nigga and tried to swallow the cum. This injury can sideline a ho for atleast 2 weeks, which can seriously affect her dick suckin career.
by umean2tellme January 7, 2004