Crumm-ette 

A crumm-ette is a female that cries and cums simultaneously. This woman must obviously be very demented and disturbed. Stay away from all females that show signs of being a crumm-ette. This is the female counterpart of a crummer.

"She doesn't get our lingo, shes so out of the loop"

"Yeaa, whatta stupid crumm-ette"

Crumm-ette by Horis P. McTitties November 30, 2011

warm crummett 

When one dumps a Dr.Pepper into their anal cavity, lets it fizz inside them, and then releases it onto their partner's face

Jean, if you give me another warm crummett I swear I'm leaving for good next time!

warm crummett by willycosby69420 September 18, 2023

king crummett 

When one ingests a large amount of Dr. Pepper and Green Tea, then molds the resulting fecal explosion into a crown shape, freezes it, and places it on their partner's head

Roger crowned his Queen Jean with a king crummett...true love was blossoming.

king crummett by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023