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A crumm-ette is a female that cries and cums simultaneously. This woman must obviously be very demented and disturbed. Stay away from all females that show signs of being a crumm-ette. This is the female counterpart of a crummer.
"She doesn't get our lingo, shes so out of the loop"

"Yeaa, whatta stupid crumm-ette"
by Horis P. McTitties November 30, 2011