Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"
Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"
by benuk November 08, 2006
An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.
"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"
by VagFingaz October 29, 2009
Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.
Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"
by Manets January 24, 2009
Crum is the alcohol mixture of cream soda^ and rum*. One shot of rum mixed with a bottle of cream soda will make the rum almost tasteless. Typically a 1/3 glass of rum and the rest cream soda will make for an enjoyable harder mixture know as a Pro-V mixture. Ice is not necessarily needed but is preferred.

* Clear brands of Rum are typically used (BACARDI®)
^ IBC® cream soda is the preferred brand.
I needed a quick drunkenness, after mixing a Crum on the rocks my problems melted away.
by captian October 10, 2007
It's when you cry and cum at the same time. A feeling of eternal happiness.
It isn't gay if you crum.

I just crummed.
Crumming is my speciality.
by Jonye October 17, 2010
Someone who is so useless that they can be compared to a crum of bread. A crum is someone who resides in their house all the time and refuses to participate in any galas or events.
Mike "Hey Dom lets go get that chick to come over tonight to my crib"

Dom "Not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain't leavin her house for a million dollars"
by thekooker December 05, 2010
Your entire package consisting of one wang and two balls in a sac.
Timo- "Wow Eric you have a tight crum"
Eric- "Thanks Timo, its the briefs ;)"
by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009

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