Twide-on

When a woman becomes sexually aroused by the male cast of 'The Twilight Saga'

"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"

"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"

Twide-on by PaulCla November 17, 2011

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twice on the pipe

A rejection of a romantic advance; derived from the song "Knock Three Times" by Tony Orlando and Dawn.

"Johnny asked Amanda out last night"
"How'd it go?"
"Twice on the pipe"

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The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

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When an individual feels doing certain activities once on a Tuesday was just too fucking mainstream.

Matt : 'Do you even lift?'
Jonny : 'Twice on Tuesdays'

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Do it at least every day, twice on Sundays.

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South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

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dead in the water

expression said when one person is fooled...if he gets fooled once, its shame on him, but not twice, its shame on all of you...

fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on all of you

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