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Texas T-Shirt
Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
Texas T-Shirt by marscopar April 6, 2010
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texas t-bone
When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.
texas t-bone by Coochers April 14, 2008
Texas t-shirt
An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
Texas t-shirt by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Texas T-Shirt
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
Texas T-Shirt by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
Texas T-shirt
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Texas T-shirt by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
Don't mess with texas
The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.
It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!
Don't mess with texas by Txgirl January 11, 2008