taintacular
taintacular by dogpound9219 October 26, 2011
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Tentacular orgy
Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023
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tanktacular
When somebody sees five skaters, or tanks, within 4 seconds of each other. This is also called a Tank Spree.
If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.
Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.
Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.
The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.
For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
If you are the daring type and you want to witness a tanktacular, just go to any pizza shop and look in the back for a gang of these fags. but be careful.
Tanks are known to carry knifes because they know that nobody likes them and that somebody will kick the shit out of them if they don't bring a weapon.
Tanktaculars are very rare and can cause one to get on his or her knees and ask god why he made such people. The reason is because god knows that making fun of such fags is very fun.
The easiest way to spot a tank is to look if he has a skateboard and an rockstar or monster eneregy drink in his hands, a wristband on his arm, also known as a tank band, and pants at least two sizes too small.
For more information about tanks please visit tank kids.
1. Tom: Yo Drew, i saw a tanktacular today.
Drew: Where were you?
Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.
Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.
2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?
Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.
Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.
Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.
Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!
(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
Drew: Where were you?
Tom: I was driving by Sean O'tankly's house and him and his "boyz" were jerking each other off.
Drew: Well I'm sorry you had to see that. These dam tank kids just walk around fucking up the whole town.
2. Lela: Holy shit! Sean O'tankly has my sun glasses on. Drew and Tom can you help?
Drew: Ya there are too many tank kids for one girl to handle. Tom and I will take care of this.
Tom: Yea, don't worry Lela.
Lela: But there are at least five of them in there.
Tom: O MY GOD..... We've got a tanktacular!
(Drew and Tom ruthlessly beat the shit out of the tank kids. They obtain Lela's sun glasses off of Sean O'tankly)
tanktacular by armondo 2 July 2, 2008
taintular cystosis
(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?
Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!
Phil: Dude....gross.
Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!
Phil: Dude....gross.
taintular cystosis by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
Tentacular
Used in the workplace, tentacular refers to a body of work that has many dependent and independent parts. As such, it is difficult to manage, difficult to understand and often difficult to finish.
The project to re-structure the financial systems was so tentacular that over half the company was working on it, yet no one seemed to know why or when it would be finished
Tentacular by seafox August 15, 2011
tentacular
adj.
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening
1. possessing many tentacles
2. the guy that always manages to graze your ass with his assorted appendages throughout the evening
"George was a tentacular jerk last night; he must have managed to touch my butt ten times in the course of an hour."
tentacular by tentacular March 4, 2010