by FurryTrashDrolf October 6, 2017
by catchingfire3 August 6, 2019
A word to describe when a know-it-all is googling something to back up their false claims of knowing something that they absolutely don't. AKA when a Captain Wikipedia is hard at work.
by toptier69 February 3, 2022
Guy 1: I got really nervous about who's going to win the game, so I got all sweaty!
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
Guy 2: This isn't sweat, it's lard!
Guy 1: I know. It's actually sward.
Guy 2: Weird.
by InkDictionary January 12, 2019
Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century
intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you
practice2: a fugly twat
Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.
by C. Erhardt November 2, 2007
A misspelling of sword. Coined in AP World History during a whole class project to recreate a war between the Persians and the Greeks. Mass lulz was produced.
One student: "Who typed this?!"
Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."
Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
Other student: "Everyone knows that swards are larger than swords..."
Teacher: "Okay so I just wanna go back that on our night attack... on a little tiny goat trail... who had horses -'cause they won't get tired!- Are going to have a shield... a sward... an axe... whose spear... a javelin... of course there'll be extra hunting supplies with them as well..."
(And remember: archers are obviously hunters)
by Earthy Derpy October 22, 2011
by CasuallyDefines September 4, 2018