A disease/disorder that roughly the majority of white, Asian, and a lot of Hispanic women suffer from. Some black women also suffer from noassatall, though it's a very small(and disappointing portion of black women.
It's when a
woman has no booty at all just pure
flat cakes. Some women are tricky with their noassatall and can take pictures to try and make it look as if they have ass, when they thought.
Some other tricks include women wear leggings, super tight jeans, or booty shorts to try and make it look like they have big butts. This is called the leggings illusion, when it looks like she has an ass from afar, but you get close and notice that she suffers from noassatall.
Cures for noassatall include
butt implants, but pads(Nicki Minaj'ing it), or eating until you ass gets fat and that's not a
real booty, just
nasty fat cottage cheese ass. If you
don't have an ass, you just
don't.