Masturbating while spectating other activities - including (but not limited to) video-games.
The game-server administration is connected in-game but unavailable, because he is busy spectabating, or
The admin tends to not actually play the game, and instead just spectabate.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.