Snoatmeal 

A process in which trying to open a package of oatmeal, resulting in the package exploding making the oatmeal look like it is snowing

1. forecast shows snoatmeal in the kitchen this morning.

2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal

Snoatmeal by moonbunny181 October 1, 2011

scroatmeal 

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

scroatmeal by Salvo September 22, 2005

Scroatmeal 

When one is so strung out on crack that the only nutrition received is the semen from blowing men for drugs.

Man I'm so hungry all have is scroatmeal this week

Scroatmeal by Lousheush December 30, 2016

Scroatmeal 

To serve your girl a hot load for breakfast.

She blew me in the morning, I servered a hot load of scroatmeal for breakfast.

Scroatmeal by Tikieeky November 9, 2022

Scroatmeal 

(scrōt - mēl) -noun.
A thick, gluey substance found under testicles of questionable hygenic levels. Also see "SMEGMA".

"That guy is so nasty he could have filled a whole bowl with his scroatmeal."

Scroatmeal by BeachpoetLuke March 7, 2010

Scroatmeal 

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.

Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.

Scroatmeal by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014

Scroatmeal 

A warm, smelly, bacteria ridden paste-like jelly that resembles oatmeal which forms on and around the scrotum and in the dark crevasses between the ball sac and inner thigh that forms from a lack of washing and poor hygiene.

After several weeks of intense physical activity without showering, my balls smell like death and scroatmeal has begun to form in my nether regions...

Scroatmeal by Comedian1978aEw December 15, 2014