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A process in which trying to open a package of oatmeal, resulting in the package exploding making the oatmeal look like it is snowing

1. forecast shows snoatmeal in the kitchen this morning.

2. while making a delicious breakfast I made it snoatmeal

Snoatmeal by moonbunny181 October 1, 2011

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scroatmeal

thick semen; from the scrotum

I jerked off my piss stick and shot scroatmeal all over.

scroatmeal by Salvo September 22, 2005

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Scroatmeal

When one is so strung out on crack that the only nutrition received is the semen from blowing men for drugs.

Man I'm so hungry all have is scroatmeal this week

Scroatmeal by Lousheush December 30, 2016

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Scroatmeal

To serve your girl a hot load for breakfast.

She blew me in the morning, I servered a hot load of scroatmeal for breakfast.

Scroatmeal by Tikieeky November 9, 2022

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Scroatmeal

(scrōt - mēl) -noun.
A thick, gluey substance found under testicles of questionable hygenic levels. Also see "SMEGMA".

"That guy is so nasty he could have filled a whole bowl with his scroatmeal."

Scroatmeal by BeachpoetLuke March 7, 2010

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Scroatmeal

To recover your scrotum after it wrinkles in the shower, you may find it invigorating to let your nuts rest in a bowl of freshly cooked oatmeal.

Also, refers to when someone decides to really ruin your morning by dipping their sweaty, hairy ballsack into your bowl of oatmeal.

Also, another word for herpes.

Also, AIDS.

Hey Creighton. I noticed that your oatmeal was kinda plain this morning. Don't worry, I fixed that problem. Enjoy your scroatmeal.

Scroatmeal by The Scrote Squadron March 13, 2014

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Scroatmeal

A warm, smelly, bacteria ridden paste-like jelly that resembles oatmeal which forms on and around the scrotum and in the dark crevasses between the ball sac and inner thigh that forms from a lack of washing and poor hygiene.

After several weeks of intense physical activity without showering, my balls smell like death and scroatmeal has begun to form in my nether regions...

Scroatmeal by Comedian1978aEw December 15, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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