Ted time 

Masturbation, self pleasure, rubbing one out, jacking off, polishing the mayonnaise canon, beating off, shooting the love gun, spank the monkey, ext...

I was getting turned on watching Miles shower in the locker room so I had to jump in a stall for some Ted time.

Ted time by Ruta Belmont September 23, 2011

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap 

Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.

aol is teh suck.

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004