textcitement 

to show how excited you are by what someone had texted to you..using exclamation points and/or smiley faces

the hottest fucking girl texted me how much she wants me to fuck her,so i texted back "fuck yeah,bro!!!!" with textcitement

textcitement by urge and tish May 28, 2010

textcitement 

Quite literally, excitement so grand it can even be sensed through a text message.

Person 1: "We're gonna have a kickass time next weekend!"
Person 2: "Yeaaaaaaaaa!"
Person 1: "Dude, that was some intense textcitement."

textcitement by thatsmoothguy September 11, 2011

textcrement 

the act of texting while pooping

person 1's text: what are you doing?
person 2's text: taking a shit.
person 1's text: ew, quit your textcrement!

textcrement by sophiagrace7 April 6, 2010

textcrement 

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.

Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.

textcrement by Slefmruts Yerffej April 5, 2010