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Kofiing is where a person will go to their boss explaining they have finished their work with the hopes of going home. Then said boss will pile on additional work. May also happen when asking your boss for clarification of a job or assignment.
"I just sent an email explaining I'd be done with the job by COB , so they kofiied me with another job assignment"

"I just went to say good bye but they are kofiing me with another job"
Kofiing by PGE WORKER August 31, 2011
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A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.
Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing
Koffing by Light Joker April 25, 2004
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The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation
guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!
KOFFING by Galano March 24, 2005
The best thing ever.
Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!
Koffing by Jshadias April 10, 2004
Referring to an awkward situation.
You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.
koffing by adcw54 June 6, 2005
Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)

For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
Koffing by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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