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Sypha by son of sithis August 31, 2011

Sypha-chla-herpe-aids 

A cocktail of various sexually transmitted diseases, only found in adolescent males. The crossing of these diseases can cause side affects such as slowed mental response, and a lack of penile girth or length. It is most commonly found in the Durham Co. club scene and has caused wide spread panic in the Winchester, England, area. Also one with the disease, can perform a party trick where one can put his or her (as a side affect can be an engorged clitoris) penis into a burette of de-ionised water, and causes the penis to disolve.
Mr. Wilson, I am sorry to tell you that you have contracted sypha-chla-herpe-aids.

gona-sypha-herpa-clap 

The term used when someone has an STD of some sort. This includes the fllowing :

Gonorrhea
Sphilis
Herpes
The Clap
guy1 : Man, I herd that chick has a disease.
guy2 : Which one?
guy1 : I dunno. Must be Gona-sypha-herpa-clap...

syphilitic moron 

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus
Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

biological symphasis disorder 

A disease in which your brain tells that you don't have to urinate when the bladder is indeed full. Biological Symphasis often results in peeing one's pants.
Person 1: "Dude, Jennifer just pissed her pants!!"
Person 2: "She can't help it, she has Biological Symphasis Disorder"