Syphagonnaherpaaids

The horrible (not real) disease anyone person could have. (usually spreads like wildfire).

Syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes and aids.

Dude: Dude, your itching your nutsack a lot, whats wrong?
Other Dude: Dude, I think I have a disease.
Dude: Well, what's your symptoms?
Other Dude: Well, it itches.. my anus is seeping, my hair is falling out, my nuts are real red(maybe from the itching), I have explosive diarrhea, my lips are chapped, I have a craving for 80's hair and Glam metal, and one of my nuts shriveled up!
Dude: WHAT THE %^&????????????

Other Dude: WHAT?!
Dude: I THINK YOU HAVE Syphagonnaherpaaids!
Other Dude: What?
Dude: Just shoot yourself, trust me :D

Syphagonnaherpaaids by gln&dst November 29, 2009

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Syphagoneaherpalaids

A woman or man that gets around, sexually. A skanky whore.

Damn! Say away from that bitch, I hear she has Syphagoneaherpalaides.

Syphagoneaherpalaids by Dezee October 20, 2004

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syphlgonnaherpalaids

One word for syphillis, gonorrhea, herpes, and aids. Not limited to these maladies. Multiple STD's in one person. Common among promiscuous people, hookers, etc.

Jim's ex-girlfriend is such a skanky ho, she gave him syphlgonnaherpalaids.

syphlgonnaherpalaids by Jefffster December 16, 2007

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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