11 definitions by bob h boberson
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
by bob h boberson April 16, 2008
by bob h boberson July 11, 2008
by bob h boberson May 10, 2008
1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
by bob h boberson July 22, 2008
A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009