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bird bathing 

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
bird bathing by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Bird bathing 

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.
Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo
Bird bathing by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020

bird bathing 

when someone playing battlefield 2, just runs around in a base not killing anyone repeatedly dying
Marc stop bird bathing in the base and do something for our team!!
bird bathing by tiger_stripe August 28, 2011

Birdbathing 

The act of splish-splashing water from the sink onto your dick and balls, as mentioned in Ep. 22 of The Judgies: Josh Gets Roasted. Can also be used as "birdbathin'" or "birdbathin' it"
"When I was birdbathing after doing the business, a house centipede made a mad dash for the ol' cock and ball."
Birdbathing by commie_scum October 1, 2021

Birdbathing 

When you stretch the excess skin of your testicles to form a bowl and urinate into it and wait for a birdie to land on it and drink
I like to go birdbathing at the park
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026