Dafuq 

Short for "The fuck?"

Dafuq?

Dafuq by I eat swag for breakfast February 9, 2015

dafuq 

what the fuck , but in a more confused manner

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?

dafuq by John T. Windhouser August 25, 2011

Dafuq 

A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.

"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."

Dafuq by Hamjam May 3, 2013

Dafuq 

The word commonly used by Luke Hemming in "Let Me Just Double Check" on Wattpad

Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them."
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"

Dafuq by Smh gay ships ruined my life April 16, 2015

dafuq 

1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.

what dafuq is this?

dafuq by loverlyidear August 7, 2012

Dafuq 

What the fuck?

Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!

Dafuq by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER December 4, 2012

Dafuq 

A small Middle Eastern nation, known primarily for the exceedingly complex dialect of Arabic spoken by its natives. When confronted by something baffling or incomprehensible, a common turn of phrase is to mention this country's name, indicating that the speaker is as confused as they would be trying to interpret the Dafuqian dialect. Compare "It's all Greek to me".

The primary export of Dafuq is falafel

Dafuq by MISTER OWNINATOR September 8, 2013