autopilot

to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.

i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.

by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004

autopilot

a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.

anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.

by daequan October 30, 2003

autopilot

Going through the motions,with out actually awareness

As if on autopilot , he kissed her goodbye as always.

by nineavedon June 09, 2011

Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

by Kevo285 October 07, 2018

Autopilot

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend

Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!

by Buckassmurdoch August 25, 2013

Autopilot

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.

Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot

by MonkeyMan91 March 08, 2012

Autopilot

to go lay in your bed butt ass naked

Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot

Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…

by notyxngscxba June 13, 2022