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Horse Cockery 

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up
Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011
Related Words
Everything involving the thoughts and actions of a humongous cock eating cuck.
Juan could never be involved in any form of cucketry. Marty, on the other hand, has captured himself in the very essence of it.
Cucketry by Juanathan Blaze January 22, 2021
Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.
That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!
cockery by spirishman August 13, 2006
During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
cockery by rubicante1 August 3, 2007
Earthenware that is cut using a cock instead of a knife.
"What's Tim up to these days? Haven't heard from him for eons."
"Oh, he's a cockery craftsman now."
"Ah great move! Used to tease about his member in swimming class, glad he has a good use for it now."
"Yup heard business is booming!"
Cockery by vincup October 17, 2014

ape cockery 

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.
Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.
ape cockery by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014