FP

Stands for "favorite person."

Sarah is not just my girlfriend, but she's also my FP.

by lilsweetie994 May 13, 2011

FP

An abbreviation for Facepalm

Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*

by Hameed Bach December 7, 2010

FP

Short for 'Fat Pussy.'

Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.

Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.

Don't be an FP, come to the bars with us!

by The Original FP June 21, 2005

FP

Fat Potential, used in the movie "Sasquatch Gang" to describe a skinny girl in a store, who in the future could inflate

"damn look at that babe!"
"i wouldn't go for her."
"why not?"
"she has serious FP"

by rumble in the jungle December 18, 2008

FP

(exclamation) "First Post!"

An exclamation of surprise uttered on finding a topic or post with no replies yet. Used especially on high-traffic sites such as Slashdot where it is very rare to find an item that has not already been replied to.

w00t! I gots me an FP!

by TexasDex February 21, 2005

FP

An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.

I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.

by Colder September 27, 2011

FP

Meaning fat potential. Refers to a girl who is not necessarily fat, but who has the potential to ballon into a fat ass-cow like creature. If you are unsure if a girl fits into this category take my father's advice and "look at the mother to see what the girl is going to look like in the future."

"Hey does my girlfriend have fp?"
"Yes"
"I'm going to dump her tomorrow"

by Rodge Dodger July 16, 2003