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FPC (stands for Foetal Position Cry) is what happens when life is getting too much and the only way to cope is to sit in a foetal position and cry. This is known as 'having an FPC'.
This essay is going really badly, I'm totes gonna have an FPC.
by The FPCer August 23, 2011
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Fistpumps
Pushups and
Chapsticks

Invented by Vinny and Pauly D from Jersey Shore season 4
Guido: Hey you want to go FPC?
Guido 2: Sure I always FPC
by Iambehindyouhehehehehehehheheh September 09, 2011
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fist pump
pushup
chapstick

A term coined by mike the situation and pauly d on jersey shore season 4
after we g.t.l we have to fpc!!!!
by the baits best friend July 29, 2011
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Refers to a Full Perfect Combo (hitting every note as a perfect) while playing DDR, PIU, or ITG. Also known as a AAA, and is not to be confused with a full combo (getting perfects and greats through the song).
I finally managed to get a FPC on every song on heavy! OMG!
by JUSTIN_BAILEY July 10, 2008
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The art of fistpumping, doing pushups, and wearing chapstick.

The average life for some people, most white girls/guys though.
by yeahbuddyalycia September 24, 2011
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This essay is going really badly, I'm totes gonna have an FPC.
by FPC-er June 01, 2011
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Get a FPC for something when you call this 1-800 number
by alreadyusedname August 06, 2009
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