The smiley-smirk face, also known as ":J" means,"Hi, let's have sex."
The term originated from Habbo Hotel but is now starting to spread through modern instant messaging.
It is basically, a flirty subtle internet "booty call"
He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”
j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.
father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc
j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS
you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)
LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.
whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player
@juniortrooper69
EXAMPLE:
j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else
j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality
j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!
“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world
j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance