Checkitout 

Said as One Word , Also Said Very Fast . Refers to a Joke Telling Someone to Look at Something Disturbing .

"Checkitout!"
"Ew Man, That's Gross!"
lookatem

Checkitout by Nikka480 July 11, 2011

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.

(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.

Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkout dick 

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

checkout dick by Candini January 4, 2008

checkout tart 

Someone who works in a supermarket on the checkout, usually a girl, but can also be used as an insulting term for a male checkout worker. Similar to Scanner Monkey

'Jack got a job at the supermarket, he's such a checkout tart!'

checkout tart by Temet Nosce December 14, 2006

Checkout Catfished 

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.

"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

Checkout Catfished by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013