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face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
face of justice by brimith July 11, 2007

Smiley Face Shield of Justice 

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.
Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

Facebook Justice 

When you go to show one of your friends how hot a guy/girl is on Facebook but when scrolling through their profile pictures, you realize that their pictures on Facebook don't do them any justice...a.k.a. "Facebook Justice".
Craig: Here are some hot pics of Wendy.

Ryan: Really Craig, is this the girl?

Craig: Dude, I swear she is hot! These pictures don't give her any Facebook Justice.
Facebook Justice by RuCrRy November 25, 2010

Facepalm of Justice 

Facepalm of Justice is when somebody does something extremely stupid, and you facepalm while uttering "Facepalm of Justice"
When John decided to jump off of a moving car, Bret muttered "Facepalm of Justice", and slapped his forehead
Facepalm of Justice by ninjacow October 29, 2010

Justiceface 

A male with an attractive face but an unattractive body.
Well she's a Butterface and he's a Justiceface, so I guess they go together perfectly.
Justiceface by notajf July 8, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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