Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 01, 2011

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 06, 2008

splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

by minges and all April 15, 2003