Jew Dick 

A circumcised penis.

The vast majority of men born in the USA and Israel have a Jew Dick.

Jew Dick by Josie from the North July 16, 2011

Jew Dick 

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

Jew Dick by half86 November 22, 2011

Jew Dick 

The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.

Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.

Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.

Jew Dick by Hit-lah February 22, 2011

baby jew dick 

the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew dick.

is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"

baby jew dick by dylan dale November 27, 2007

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap 

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap by T33TS June 28, 2011

Dick Jew 

A Dick Jew is a girl that wants dick but when offered the opportunity of having some type of sexual interaction with a males penis, she declines with no logical explaination. Kinda like a Jew at a flea market, you know they wanna buy, but they just wont give it up and buy.

I was with Sam last night in my van, and when I whipped out my throbbing hot Man Beef she went all "Dick Jew" on me like she didn't want anything to do with it when we've been talking about knockin' boots all night

Dick Jew by LanceRomanceFromFrance October 4, 2009

Fungus Dick Jew

A person with a penis that looks it has been left in the woods for 8 years, then sewn back on. They also have an absurdly large nose, almost too big for their head.

Lucas: did you see the fungus dick Jew last night?

Fungus Dick Jew by deicideDecoded October 8, 2016