A short, under the hieght of 5'5", energetic. obnoxious, money pincher jewish person.
I can't believe the baby jew bought a hustler at the super duper gas station.
by Ezra Kaplan January 29, 2007
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the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
wow joe you have a baby jew dick.

is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew dick"
by dylan dale November 6, 2007
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the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon

wow joe you have a baby jew penis.
Is that a dick or a vagina?
"must be a baby jew penis."
by austin gaykid November 6, 2007
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A beautiful woman who is going to end all hate, racism, violence so we don't need no more jail or prisons cause there won't be any crime and who is gonna protect the whole earth from any more pollution because she was a baby @ one time and her mom just used to love her so much when nobody loved her except for her brother but in the end so did there whole family I hope!! I love u baby girl don't forget it!
When a beautiful baby who is born to a single white lady unsure who her baby daddy is so she was called a nigger baby Jew by some white guy who was more or less jokingly calling her this cause this Lil baby was special.
by SativaSatinA January 31, 2022
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A person who tends to do a lot of drugs so they come off rather slow and when asked to do something such as walk or journey across town they will shudder at the mere thought of it. Many own toyota camrys.
"Hey Brandon wanna walk to swains!?"
"No way thats too far."
"Your such a jew baby."
by JoeStan January 15, 2009
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a jew baby is someone who is easy to make fun of because they maybe slow or have some silly moments at times. others may say that they are stupid or they're having a blonde moment.
christina is such a jew baby!
by scammm May 5, 2008
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1)Mr Bavli is a Jew Baby,

2)Have you heard about The Goldsteins New jew Baby.

3) The jew baby has a decent future.
by micmack February 13, 2009
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