regretfast

When you pack a lunch but eat it well before noon, due to boredom or anxiety, screwing up your eating schedule for the rest of the day.

Can you lend me some cash for the vending machine? I brought a sandwich to work but ate it for regretfast at 10am.

regretfast by very_clever_pseudonym October 1, 2021

Regretfast

Waking up after a one night stand and having an awkward breakfast together where no one really knows what to say

Damn it must have been a messy night, she cooked some tasty pancakes for Regretfast though

Regretfast by BigMac27 October 27, 2011

Regretgasm 

An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.

I bumped into my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. I even yelled "NOOOOO" as I came, realizing my mistake.

Regretgasm by Nigel Fish May 18, 2006

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

Regretsthedaywemet by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019

Regretist 

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots

Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.

Regretist by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021

Regretsation

Regretting something that you committed to doing and wish you hadn’t done.

While performing on stage at the talent show, a wave of regretsation fell over me and I wished I had not signed up.

Regretsation by @Cassie April 12, 2024