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Regretfast

Waking up after a one night stand and having an awkward breakfast together where no one really knows what to say
Damn it must have been a messy night, she cooked some tasty pancakes for Regretfast though
Regretfast by BigMac27 October 27, 2011

Regretgasm 

An orgasm that is immediately, or soon thereafter, regretted upon, as you were having sex with someone you should not have been having sex with.
I bumped into my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, and it ended with a solid regretgasm. I even yelled "NOOOOO" as I came, realizing my mistake.
Regretgasm by Nigel Fish May 18, 2006

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

Regretist 

a devoted follower of the Regretism culture founded in 2011 Colorado, Miami by the people who didn't shoot their shots
Johnknee: Oh my lord. The cable turned off. I wish I hadn't suck a nigga dick for free.
Timmy: What's up with Johnknee.
Bob: Don't worry about it he's just a Regretist.
Regretist by Regrestist001 May 5, 2021

Regretsation

Regretting something that you committed to doing and wish you hadn’t done.
While performing on stage at the talent show, a wave of regretsation fell over me and I wished I had not signed up.
Regretsation by @Cassie April 12, 2024