Quadeuce

A "quadeuce" is a bowel movement four times the size and impact of a regular deuce. What was eaten to inspire this movement of epic proportions must be taken into account when utilizing this word. Aroma and time elapsed releasing said specimen must also be considered when using "quadeuce".

Man, I really enjoyed my burrito ultimo with extra jalapenos, however I need to excuse myself while I go drop a quadeuce!