squdouche

this term applys when you get the very uncomfortable feeling during any time of the day and usually means you are in the presence of a complete bitch. it can also mean during some situtations vansih and/or fuck off

Jaol : the dude chad is a squdouche

Maia : Joal... whts a squdouche ?

Joal: idk but i think we need to bitch slap him

squdouche by psychotoxic June 10, 2011

Sedouched 

Meaning to be repeatedly seduced by someone who is classified as a douchebag. Most girls are high risk for being sedouched, which can result in lies, heartbreak, and overly obsessive amounts of chocolate eating. If one of your friends has been sedouched please treat her with with a large amount of affection and care, it happens to the best of us.

Ashley- I dont get why I care so much about him when he treats me like such shit, and never gives me a straight answer about anything!

Paula- Its not your fault, you have just been sedouched.

Sedouched by JoanyBear December 7, 2010

squaddouche 

One who leaves the best truck company on the job to go to a glorified engine company.

On 10/10/15, Jummy becomes a squaddouche.

squaddouche by RC124 November 23, 2015

scumdouchery 

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.

DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!

scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

SheDouche 

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.

Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.

SheDouche by Xderloin May 24, 2011

Squabuche 

The crusty remnants of a night of dirty raw dogging sex left on the post coidal area and the fasinaty there in and around. (fuck stain)

My room mate came home and noticed the squabuche I left on the kitchen counter from last night

Squabuche by Four cocksmiths May 24, 2010

scadouche 

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008